In The Beginning

Posted on Saturday 2nd September 2006 at 00:33
I don't claim to be an expert on the bible but the one thing to my mind that disproves it is the fact that Genesis doesn't sound anything like this first post is about to. Whoa, hold back oh fierce Christian types, this isn't the time to start condemning the new blog on the block because it mocks your religion. Take a step back, hold your breath and count to ten. Then you will see that I'm not here to offend anybody. What I mean to say is, in the beginning God supposedly made everything in existence and everything worked just like that. Sadly, whichever way you look at things, I am not God and this website does not work just like that. I've been working on this project for a couple of days now and I've nearly got everything going as I want it, but sadly my impatience got the better of me and I decided now was a good time to start posting. Obviously, as anyone whose tried to click the 'About Me' link will tell you, I was wrong. Oh so very wrong.

In essence the basic site is working. I can post entries onto my blog; you can read my entries and reply to them and then others can read your replies. What more could you need right? Well, probably quite a lot so I'm going to take a moment now to tell you exactly what I've got planned for the next day or so. It isn't a lot but I hope it'll make a difference. Firstly, as mentioned above I want to get the 'About Me' feature working. This, along with the 'Contact Me' and legal nonsense pages are going to be available via a menu of hyperlinks above the main body of the page from whence they will cascade down over the page in a dance like and graceful fashion for your viewing pleasure. The only snag is that they don't actually work just yet. I don't claim to be good or bad at web design on the whole, but Java Script is a bitch to get working (pardon my French).

Oh, that is another thing, if you don't like swearing, you probably won't like this blog. I don't swear all that often or because I think it makes me look cool or anything like that, but I'm not going to restrict the use of a whole section of the English language just because current fashions dictate that such words are considered vulgar. In 100 years, anyone reading this and seeing me apologising for using current 'bad' language will think me a nutcase. That said, someone reading this in 100 hours would probably come to the same conclusion.

I think this looks lengthy and impressive enough to constitute my first post here. Even if it doesn't I'll blame the poor subject choice and the unsociable hour of the day and so call it a night.

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