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Posted on Thursday 14th June 2007 at 00:00
Why can I not come up with anything to blog about? I've been sitting here for over 12 hours doing virtually nothing and have yet to think of a single post. I'm sure just the other day I had a hundred good ideas, and neither the time nor the paper on which to note them down for later usage. Oh how I hate the way in which my brain fails me when I most need it.

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I need biscuits. Biscuits, and some sort of cool beverage with which to wash them down.

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The problem with chocolate digestives is that they always have an end, as well as a beginning. No sooner do I pick one up and begin the task of munching my way through its dreamy chocolateness than the whole thing has come to a rather crumby end. If only they could invent a digestive that simply kept going forever and ever, I should be a very happy man.

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Why does one spend a whole day procrastinating in order to avoid a job that could at the most only take half a day to complete? I've managed to waste an entire day of freedom from work or any other commitments by sitting at the computer playing flash games and wondering why people don't blog more often, all because I couldn't bring myself to get to work on two hours of modifications to a website I maintain. It is an awfully silly situation when you think about it. Now I am too tired to continue and shall be forced to waste tomorrow morning on it instead.

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I have washing in the machine that I need to get out and hang up soon if I am to have anything to wear tomorrow. For some reason though, the prospect of having to lift my arms in physical labour fills me with a horror and dread that I just can't overcome after about half past 9 in the evening. Even the smallest hint of tiredness and I find myself going from being merely unusually inactive for a man of my years to the laziest man in all England.

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Earlier in the day I went to the trouble of adding wireless capabilities onto the existing wired network in the house, so that I'd be able to use my laptop whilst sitting on my bed or in the lounge or something, in order to give me a little variety when posting. For some reason though, I seem to be writing this whilst sat at my desk still.

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I can't seem to decide whether I'm hot or cold. Normally I choose one and stick with it until the end of the day, but this evening I've been taking my jumper off and putting it back on more times than the BBC News website slips in a story about male genitalia in a month.

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When I'm tired I should go to bed. This is a lesson I should have learnt after 21 years of existence, but apparently have not...

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